The Pink Taffy Manifesto

Random Thoughts From a Random Girl

Thursday, December 07, 2006

The List

As Animal said in A Muppet Family Christmas, "Peace on Earth, Give me presents."

Okay, I am not that selfish but, well, how do I put this? I don't always get what I really want (and no, unlike Lucy in Peanuts, it's not real estate). I know that it's all about the giving not the getting but is it so bad to ask?

So, Santa- here is my Christmas list (my wish list for the world will be posted in my Festivus blog-The List of Grievances).

Santa, I have been really good this year-just ask-better idea, don't ask-take it on faith (are you Catholic, Santa?)

I would like that Bora Bora getaway that I have been dreaming of- tickets for two. Lots of Christal in the frig. And a foot massage.

I would like to have a flat stomach.

A pair of Stuart Weitzman shoes-I know he doesn't make them in 12's-but can't your elves cobble up a pair?

A Glenda Meis purse- the Jackie in faux leopard.

A weekend in Paris with Sam Waterston-for the trip over he is wearing jeans,at least to start.

If not that, then a motorcycle ride with SW.

Peace and love and yada, yada.

So, what is the Christmas present of your dreams?

Taffy

posted by Kathy @ 2:03 PM  

2 Comments:

  • At 8:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well, there's a cute little BMW convertible that has caught my eye.

    And a leather jacket (I could buy that myself but you know I never will).

    And a Yamaha keyboard with music lessons 'cause I've always wanted to learn to play piano (if I get good I will ask for the baby grand).

    And season tickets (plus airfare, accomodations, etc) to all Bruin basketball and football games.

    -Bruin

     

  • At 9:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    In no particular order:
    -- A new job, for me and for all my friends who want or need one
    -- A warm winter (all apologies to Al Gore)
    -- No major health crises in any extended family member for at least the next 12 months (a few are teetering on the brink)
    -- No major bad crisis in any family or friend's life for at least the next 12 months (I can wish for the same thing again next year)
    -- A snowball's chance in hell that my niece's v-ball team will get past the first round of the NCAA championship tournament in 2007.
    -- a space in the West Lot of Ryan Field for the 2007 football season
    -- a bigger garage that won't take up any more space in our backyard (hey, it's a wishlist, OK?)
    -- a live-in housekeeper who is unseen, unfelt, doesn't eat or require payment, but who follows everybody in the house around and cleans up after them (see "wishlist," above)
    -- one day with my parents, together or separately. One day is probably all we could take, but that would be nice. I have a lot to tell them.

     

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